I find it HIGHLY SUSPECT that right after Creative Loafing’s own boy wonder Thomas Wheatley’s tomato plants start flourishing, the nation is paralyzed with fear of salmonella from…you guessed it – TOMATOES. Even more suspicious is the fact that Thomas was home sick last week and watching I Am Legend instead of attending the most important press conference of his career. Was it a case of salmonella he was trying to keep on the DL? Is this another Atlanta media conspiracy? You be the judge, starting with these transcripts:
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